Ich bin Spanien !!!

So, i finally discovered why i was feeling in a flamenco mood all these days, I have been given the Spanish DNI, altought my DNA still very mexican, i think there is no one more mexican than me really.
Any way, this lead us to wonder that at this point you should be given a Spanish KIT togheter with the DNI.
The KIT should contain:

-Una bota de vino
-Un abre botellas del Barca (o del Mardid a los de mal gusto)
-Un palillo
-Un libro titulado "Mi propia versión del Statut" con las páginas en blanco.
-etc.

I am reading "Llameme Brooklyn", Coney Island, Madrid, Oaxaca together in one story, good at the moment.
Quote of the day.

-Mi alma, mi cuerpo, mi voz. no sirven de nada.
Por que
YoooooOOOOooo ...
sin ti no soy nada -

Amaral (There is something more Spainiard than this?)